The Obama Gun Ban? First of all, what the heck is that? Just a delusional paranoia to fuel gun sales? Oh ok. But anyway, go ahead, please, tell me how Obama is coming for your HUNTING GUNS?! Seriously? No. Seriously?? The senate can't even pass a background law that 90% of Americans are in favor of (because they are a bunch of bipartisan douche canoes). How in God's name do you imagine anyone will be coming after your hunting rifles? Unless, oh wait, do you go hunting with a semiautomatic weapon? In that case, WTF are you hunting, EFFING ZOMBIES?! And even then, NO ONE is coming after your guns.
Quotes from Jon Stewart video (above):
“Here’s what’s crazy, we all want the same thing: bad guys not to have guns. Some people, including myself, believe a good way to do that — at least a start — is to check who is buying them. Or make the guns somewhat traceable so when the bad guys get them, we can at least figure out how — not wait for a bad guy to draw and then draw faster. By the way, if that’s what you want, okay, let’s have that debate. But stop pretending that background checks are the last barrier standing between a free America and Obama-sponsored government mom rape.”I might have to make this a recurrent thing because of the overwhelming amount of offensively dumb stuff in my facebook feed.