Three degrees of Jenus

I told Hannah that was a Blue Devil on her shirt. She told me, no. It was, in fact, a pirate. Which is funny because just the other day she told me that Captain Hook (from Jake and the Neverland Pirates) was not a pirate! He is wearing a dress. He is Jenus (Jesus). 
Also, like five minutes later she told my brother that yesterday was splash day at school (true story). He asked what splash day is (it is a day they wear swim suits and play in sprinklers and such). She shrugged her shoulders and said, "it is when everyone is a winner." That too.