So when I'm not fighting negative gender stereotyping, patriarchy, and the objectification of women, I'm trying out recipes on Pinterest. Not really. Not at all. But I did make this:
You just squoosh canned biscuits flat (I used wheat ones), and stuff them with scrambled eggs and sausage (it said bacon, but I love turkey sausage with my biscuits. it also said cheese, but I just wasn't in the mood for cheese), make them into a ball, put a little egg white and pepper on them, and then cook them like normal (same time/temp) in a cupcake pan. Hannah insisted they were cupcakes and had candy in them. Which I did not argue with. They are perfect for to-go breakfasts, because your sausage won't fall out when you are walking up the stairwell at work and make you want to cry and/or just pick it up and eat it anyway. True story.