Speaking of baby cage fights, did I mention that Hannah has a black eye? She got it climbing on a kid-sized chair. I pretty much walk around with them and get non-stop Child Protective Services jokes (which are the best kind, am I right? sigh.) It would maybe be less annoying if I didn't feel so awful everytime they get a bump or bruise. But what are you going to do? No, seriously. What am I supposed to do? Am I doing something wrong? When does this bump-and-bruise phase end???